Total Medals Earned: 998 (From 250 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (185/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/60 points)
Medals Earned: 13/100 (65/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/17 (175/525 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)
Medals Earned: 9/22 (115/500 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Explode the big mean door.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Donate money to the snow man
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the third base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
